the “seems harmless but it’s actually terrifying when they get mad” squad

quiteclifford:

zodiac—signs:

taurus, cancer, sagittarius, gemini, virgo, pisces

escapekit:

Nightscapes

Oregon-based photographer Matt Payne creates stunning landscape and nightscape photography. Payne uses long exposures and composites to illuminate the dark night skies and to capture the motion of the stars in visually stunning compositions. 

meowmanna:

gifsboom:

A homeless dog living in a trash pile gets rescued. Video

Ugh my heart

This is so surreal it looks fake almost

valderie:

nasai:

drunkblogging:

omgggggg

ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY

THIS IS IMPORTANT

pockorra:

apersnicketylemon:

Gandhi was a racist pedophile who beat his wife and agreed with Hitler, Mother Theresa stole from her charity and got a pedophile his position of power back because the churches image was more important than the safety of children. Stop idolizing them and using them as examples of good people, they were really disgusting.

ask-the-sharpshooter:

mistressmaryd:

the-reaper-sows:

darckcarnival:

mamakarkat:

barackfuckingobama:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME

THIS POST COMES BACK

It’s back~. I’ll skip around caroling this when doing my jobs and killing things.

I love the holidays. This post is one reason.